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Phoenix Nexus  News Subspace Static - Star Date 214.13.4 |
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| Subspace Static - Star Date 214.13.4 |
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 ***** Inter Galactic News ***** *** News Flash *** There are reports of explosions at the headquarters of the Galaxies Greatest News Outlet, the SSS. We are reporting live from the parking lot outside the luxurious SSS HQ where we can confirm there is smoke rising from the building, and the occasional sound of small arms fire. And I do believe somebody has just been thrown out of a top floor window. Gosh, it’s along way down from there. And that’s… wait, zoom in there… Somebody appears to be launching burning kittens from the top floor. And the kittens are exploding, almost as if they have been… stuffed with napalm? |
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