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Phoenix Nexus News Sub Space Static: Volume 2. Issue 4.
Sub Space Static: Volume 2. Issue 4.

***** Inter Galactic News *****



*** Wimbles No More? ***

Kang’s least favourite puny furball race, the Wimbles, appear to have been consumed by the Falconian republic, as the winged meatsacks announced in the following press release:

“The Wimbles of Wimbledon, long friends of the Falconian Republic, have given their assent for the FCN protection of their home system to move from a temporary to protracted basis.

Previously Republic stewardship of the system was on an interim basis, extending our guarding wing to its people after the Wimble Nation collapsed. Now after years of close work and cooperation with the citizens of Khoros Major, they have formally placed their full trust in the Senate and People of Falconia supporting the FCN system claim. This marks the transition of Wimbledon from an Interim Protectorate to a Protectorate Province and will clear the way for additional republican investment and development in co-operation with the local government. In celebration of this day the Senate has voted the Princeps the honour title of "Protector of the Wimbles".”

Kang applauds the expansion of empires, and Kang hopes the Wimbles meet the fate of all subjugated races.



*** Skirmish In Boltzman ***


Superior Flagritz raiders have clashed with the puny meatsack Wimpire faction known as Meatsacks-R-Us, or the GTT, in the Boltzman system this week, destroying a survey cruiser as preparation for a ground assault against the equally puny meatsacks of the IMP.

An IMP mining facility on the planet Knent was captured, along with a small quantity of Collidium.

Well, ‘small’ is a relative term, small in terms of a cargo ship, large if it was dumped on your chest.



*** Piracy Fails Of The Week ***

A pirate ship tried unsuccessfully to board a ship in orbit of Hela Kion Quas in Ordculain in Coreward.


Another Pirate in orbit of Tain

PIR SHIP Godetia (59436) is boarding us:

Using 150 Vet Mercs (now 134). Boarders defeated.


…. Puny meatsacks.


*** More Piracy fails Of The Week ***

A lone trader came under attack by pirates in the outer reaches of the Acropolis system. Elements of the Falconian navy, along with a passing patrol of Detinus Republic warships were able to respond, and caught a small fleet of slovenly pirate vessels attempting to close with the freighter.

PIR New York Revenge (53581) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
Hull Damage: 100.0%
BLOWN UP!
PIR Loyal Fortune (4266) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
Hull Damage: 100.0%
BLOWN UP!

PIR Black Joke (42573) has fallen to the attackers

The freighter that initiated the call for help was sadly successful in escaping the conflagration of dead pirates.

The FCN and DTR then went on to intercept another large portion of the Harcop pirate organisation, bringing them to crushing battle:

PIR Soldado (39859) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
INTEGRITY BREAKDOWN - Ship reduced to debris
PIR Fancy (84486) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
Hull Damage: 100.0%
BLOWN UP!
PIR Flying Dragon (20941) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
INTEGRITY BREAKDOWN - Ship reduced to debris
PIR Night Rambler (44519) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
INTEGRITY BREAKDOWN - Ship reduced to debris
PIR Speedy Return (93915) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
BLOWN UP!
PIR Adventure Galley (12394) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
INTEGRITY BREAKDOWN - Ship reduced to debris
PIR Fortune (55230) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
INTEGRITY BREAKDOWN - Ship reduced to debris
PIR Queen Anne's Revenge (10571) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
INTEGRITY BREAKDOWN - Ship reduced to debris

PIR Scowerer (72867) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
INTEGRITY BREAKDOWN - Ship reduced to debris
PIR Fortune (62989) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}ge
INTEGRITY BREAKDOWN - Ship reduced to debris
PIR Little Ranger (18908) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
INTEGRITY BREAKDOWN - Ship reduced to debris
PIR Speaker (3089) - Ship
Harcop Raider Class Fast Freighter {Light Ablative Armour}
INTEGRITY BREAKDOWN - Ship reduced to debris

Mmmm. Kang applauds this orgy of destruction, and celebrates the Harcorp Organisation, the winner of this weeks Piracy Fail Of The Week.


*** RIP Under Fire ***

A small RIP vessel, upon visiting the Solo system, found itself blown to pieces by a Dewiek defensive platform.

Kang enjoys when the large and powerful smite the tiny and insignificant. It reminds the tiny and insignificant of their place in this universe.


*** Officers Revolt ***

A number of GTT officers are refusing to rejoin with the GTT, citing simply one too many games of naked-twister.

The path to promotion within the GTT is clearly a perilous affair, and Kang cannot blame them.


*** Pirates In Harlong ***

Three DEN vessels were targeted by pirates in the harlong system this week, two assaults were beaten off, but the third succeeded in capturing a Dewiek vessel, marking what Kangs suspects is the only piracy win of the week.


*** CAL/DEN ***

The Caliphate and Dewiek have completed the signing of their peace treaty, leaving sentients across the Peripheries to wonder who is next on the all-conquering Human Empires hitlist...