***** Inter Galactic News *****
*** Bravo for Freedom ***
Naplian Forces have attacked three human pirate outposts in the Morroglyph system. A spokesperson for Naplia HQ told the press that the plucky duct-tape loving free people would continue their war against slavers and pirates in their home periphery.
One salty Naplian libertarian told the SSS, “The people of the Naplian Home Periphery are sick and tired of human criminals coming here just because their homeworld is an overcrowded hell. It’s time for them to go back home.”
Inside this issue of the SSS: * Igor of Fang and Horns * Admiral Loves Dick Turpin * &etc
*** Wolf at the Devil’s Door ***
Metalhead Igor of the Dominion has laid claim to the systems of Lucifer and Wolf in the Cluster.
Why doesn’t Igor have a sense of humour? Is he part cyborg? Is the Dominion run by a Meklan? Do the DEN know about this?
*** Admiral "Bent Over the Pirate’s" Bridge ***
In a rum-soaked public declaration of admiration, the galaxy’s most honoured Admiral Bridge praised the MRC ship Dick Turpin for a rip roaring good time and threatened to receive the canny vessel with even more men on board.
Having neither knowingly succeeded at hunting with ships nor launched invasive armies at enemy positions, the Admiral spent time pontificating on which is the more worthy of praise. In the end, rubbing his buttocks, he declared in favour of the pirate.
***** Periphery Classifieds *****
*** Affiliation Status and Contacts ***
AFT Association of Free Traders (54) - Marion Tweedy
BHD Brotherhood (63) - Saul D
CIA Combined Intelligence Agency (64) - Laton CIA
DTR Detinus Republic (58) - Morley Decker
DEN Dewiek Elder Nation (67) - Aadolf
DOM Dominion (57) - bcd
FCN Falconian Republic (70) - Convocation of Eagles
FEL Felini Tyranny (49) - Mrrshan
FLZ Flagritz Empire (47) - Kayxaer
FET Frontier Exploration & Trade (56) - Cu Chulainn
GTT Galactic Trade & Transport (52) - Ike
GCE Garcia Enterprises (4) - Neil
HEX Hexamon (23) - Ando
IMP Imperial Services (51) - Jack Jones
KRL Krell (30) - Namica
MOH Mohache (73) - Listens
NLF Naplian Liberation Front (38) - NLFHQ
RRH Roy Robert Holdings (39) - Roy Roberts
SMS Stellar Mining and Smelting (53) - MikhailM
SKW The Star Kingdom of Wakeria (85) - Telvin G’ren
USN Ulian Stellar Nation (34) - Oedipus Prime
WMB Wimble Nations (25) - Yahn Wodenzoon
NPC / FoC: ARC, CIV, CGT, GRC, FRE, HBO, HEF, IND, ISP, JCN, MEK, MRC, PIR, PRV, TCA, TRN, KAS
Inactive: ANT, COD, DNA, HVE, IDC, RIP, TAG
Deceased: CAL, MIC, KRT, KST
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